Let’s paint the town red


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I travelled to Ang Mo Kio for the third time this week. Except today was special, I didn’t go to school.

Instead, I went to NEWYORKNEWYORK with Eunice, Chua and Cheng for lunch!

We were laughing like lunatics as we talked about Eunice the Eight Legs having eight boobs (it all started with me saying that Chua’s bra is too bright and her shirt is too thin, and Cheng whispering that maybe I’m not wearing a bra, and Chua announcing to the entire world that Eunice has 4 bras). Which makes sense because she has 8 legs. Hence she must have 8 boobs- one for each leg. (Just like us normal people)

Then as we were deciding on what to eat,

Eunice: How big are the meatballs?

Tessa: The size of your tentacles.

Eunice (gives Tessa a strange look): You know what I thought you said? I thought you said ‘the size of my NIPPLES!’

(and that was 15 minutes after the 8-leg-8-boob discussion)

Chua: If they were the size of your nipples, they won’t call it ‘meatballs’, they’ll call it ‘BAK CHOR’!

(you know, minced meat noodles bak chor?)

By then, Cheng and I were laughing our heads off.



Written by obliterated

March 12, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Posted in life

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  1. oh tessa love! i’ll let you play with my handphone cause you were so nice to be with me to help me find my stupid phone!


    March 13, 2008 at 1:54 am

  2. aww okay you remember stuff much better HAHAHA πŸ˜€
    poor you, missing dental cause of a blurblur octopus.. poor you 😦 but she also la, so blur. HMMMMMM. hahaha πŸ˜€
    hello love, ILYVVVVVVVVVVVVVMYK (guess what’s yk! quite OBVIOUS, You Know.. *big huge hint staring at you*)


    March 13, 2008 at 2:19 am

  3. HAHAHA the poor octopus has gotten the FLU! but it attacked her STOMACH, not her nose! poor thing 😦 anyway. WHEN’S CHENG GOING TO GET ONLINE!!! πŸ˜€


    March 14, 2008 at 3:16 am

  4. eh, not sure.. checked mayoclinic, no such thing as gastric flu leh.. maybe it IS the same thing, just that maybe you DIDN’T want to voimt (as in REALLY DON’T WANT TO cause you’re kind of phobic right).. i dno. hahaha the poor octopus.


    March 14, 2008 at 9:32 am

  5. hahaha it’s fine to have a phobia lor.. hahaha. MSND essays! you reminded me.. hmmmmm, how far have you done all your hw? all alr, i suspect!! πŸ˜€


    March 14, 2008 at 9:55 am

  6. you still have tonight and sat and sun! πŸ˜€
    jiayou! πŸ˜€


    March 14, 2008 at 10:48 am

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